Rise of the Tech Socialite

In the fast-paced world of technology, it’s easy to get caught up in the excitement without ever truly diving into the nuts and bolts. The tech scene has its own brand of enthusiasts—those who love to be seen, who know the buzzwords, but perhaps aren’t as deep into the tech as they are into the social scene. We call them “tech socialites”. But is that you?

I AM TECH… that phrase is changing in meaning each time the hamster takes another lap around the wheel. In today’s digital age, being “in tech” is more than just knowing how to code or understanding the latest gadgets. It’s about navigating a dynamic landscape where networking, innovation, and social influence intertwine.

Is the only code you are interested in a QR Code with a discount to the next event? Is the only “stack” you’re familiar with a stack of business cards from your last networking event? Are you truly tech-savvy, or are you more of a tech socialite—someone who thrives in the scene but hasn’t quite mastered the substance?

Let’s explore the signs that suggest you might be more about the social than the software. If you’d rather know if you are a techie we’ve come up with 121 ways to do a gut check.

1. GitHub is Just the Tech Version of Twitter to You
   You like GitHub because you can the “like” repos.
2. SQL Is an Abbreviation for a Movie Sequel
   In reality, SQL is a powerful language for managing databases—but that’s just not your scene.
3. API Sounds Like its About to Be in Your Tummy
   API, to you, sounds like something you’d order at an Italian restaurant. But in the tech world, it’s a critical tool for integrating different systems and applications.
4. Java? Isn’t That a Brand of Coffee?
   You’ve confused Java with your morning brew, unaware that it’s actually one of the most popular programming languages in the world. Also. Java is NOT an abbreviation for JavaScript.
5. HTML Sounds Like a its New Social Media Platform
   When someone mentions HTML, you immediately think it’s the latest app everyone’s raving about, rather than the backbone of web development.
6. IDE? Just Another Confusing Acronym
   You know IDE is something tech people use, but you’re not sure what it does—or even what it stands for. Integrated Development Environment? That’s something you’ve never needed to know.
7. Ping? Isn’t That a Game You Play at the Office?
   When techies talk about pinging servers, you think they’re talking about a casual game, not a network utility tool used to test connectivity.
8. 404 is the Only Error Code You Know
   You see this all of the time but never stopped to wonder which other ones might be out there. Error codes are a mystery to you.
9. Framework? Sounds Like a Blueprint for a House
   You think of frameworks as something used in construction, not realizing they’re essential tools in software development.
10. You Thought Discord Was a Character from My Little Pony
    While you aren’t wrong, Discord IS a character from the show. When it comes to the world of tech Discord it’s a major communication platform where millions of users collaborate daily.

Bonus: Every single tech event that comes up holds space on your calendar. It doesn’t matter the type, language, framework or techsphere, you’ve got an early bird registration to be in the mix!

So Are You a Tech Socialite??

Inquiring Minds Want to Know

Where do you stand? Are you genuinely immersed in the tech world, or are you more of a tech socialite—enjoying the buzz without getting too technical? There isn’t a wrong answer. Whether you’re mingling at every event or just dropping buzzwords, remember that tech isn’t just about being on the scene; it’s about understanding and developing solutions to problems.

If you found yourself on the socialite side of the spectrum, maybe it’s time to dig a little deeper and discover the fascinating world beyond the buzz.

Tap into the comments and let us know what how you stood up.